What's Expected of You?

A/V Requirements are minimal. The bare minimum is a microphone, mic stand and a chair. A small stage is perfect for large groups. For a small intimate setting, I don't need a stage. I also can provide my own PA system if you don't have one available. I charge a small fee for lugging it along.

What material is needed from you? So, you might want to Book Scott but you don't know what's required of you? Did I bite off more than I can chew? No you didn't, it's quite simple. I need certain key players in your company I can either talk with in person, on the phone or receive an e-mail from regarding simple info I need for the event. The amount of info I need is depending on the type of event. If you'd like a simple after dinner comedy show poking fun at management I only need a few things. For a full fledged comedy roast of the entire company I'd need something on everyone. I don't need a lot and that's where you'll benefit from hiring me who can make something funny out of nothing. Less work for you!

Retirement Dinners are a great place for comedy! Think of the look on the retiree's face when you tell him about all the stuff he does on a day to day basis and doesn't really know it. Do you think a Retiree wants a gold watch after 30 years? He probably wants recognition in front of his co-workers and a true feeling and realization on being retired. This is an awesome way to say thanks without being boring with a custom golf ball mark and a pen set. Personal recognition on the person's accomplishments at your company is the ultimate thank you. They deserve it, the least you can do is personally say thanks by hiring a pro to MC and provide a show. A lot of comedians could MC your event and make it fun. But to have a truly customized comedy show, Scott's the only choice. It's too precious of an event to waste on an a rookie comic.

What kind of info will Scott need to do the show? Anything cute, fun and will allow the person to be excited and show up to work on Monday. Nothing offensive is needed, just a few notes like Bob rides Harley's on the weekend. Betty golfs every Friday with clients so she can leave early. Mark is a triathelete. June is the accountant who makes sure all the bills are paid and we all have receipts for everything. The mail person sings Karaoke on the weekends. Easy and not too painful for the employee. Enough to get a good laugh. That's where I come in, taking your relatively boring info and make it funny and exciting. Just give me anything somewhat interesting about the person and that's it! I handle everything else.

Wedding Roasts and Comedy shows have become quite popular lately and with good reason. The rehearsal dinner or the after reception party have become a great event for the Wedding Roast. Each couple gives me a little dirt on the people they want recognized and I go to town with a comedy show and material specifically prepared for your special day. Uncle Louie is your favorite Uncle, you want to say thanks but don't know how. I'll do it and make him feel appreciated with a little humor.

A great corporate comedian, comedy entertainer and a good host.  Please contact Fontecchio for you next event. E-mail Scott


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What the clients are saying:
“We book Scott for all of our sales and annual client meetings.  He breaks the ice and delivers a casino quality show wherever we put him!” John Redfern, Golden State Landscaping

“I trust very few comics to our corporate entertainment events.  Scott has had nothing but rave reviews, and has performed many shows for us!” Jerry, Manager, Catch A Rising Star

“Just wanting to let you know that you did a superb job entertaining our guests last Saturday night. The policeman have been calling us to let us know that they had one of the best times of their lives. They loved your performance and never had so many laughs! You were super! We would not hesitate to have you back again sometime in the future. If you are ever in the area, please stop by to see us. Thank you for giving us our money's worth. You truly are the best!”  Lori & Tag (WI Police Benefit)

 
 

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